Why did the fish repeat the joke?

I recently won a pumpkin carving competition.

I’d tell you my best bread puns….

I just quit my job to pursue a dream career in archeology.

I just bought a Humpty Dumpty playset from a discount supermarket.

What do you call a sarcastic cowboy?

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Why is there no pain killers in the jungle?

Why do African Elephants have big ears?

What’s a ducks favourite snack?

A man was taken to hospital for running into a building that houses horses.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?