Knock knock Who’s there? Banana

How can you tell the difference between and buffalo and a bison?

How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

The doctor said I’ve been turning into a cat.

Fiat bought Skoda and decided to merge the two companies.

What’s red and is bad for your teeth?

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs and covered in blood?

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Did you hear about the man who drowned in his muesli?

Two aerials on a roof – fell in love and got married.

What did the fish say when it hit its head?