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What do you call a fish with no eye?

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Why did the blind boy fall down the well?

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A horse walks into a bar….

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Which US state has the quietest laugh?

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Why do Swedish Battleships have barcodes on their boats?

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I got thrown out of a Kareoke Bar by singing “Danger Zone” & “Footloose” badly 6 times in a row.

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I was surprised when I broke the world record for catching the world’s biggest fish yesterday,

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Yesterday I received an email that offered to teach me how to read maps backwards.

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Scientists have recently managed to weigh a rainbow.

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Finally got around to reviewing Back to the Future for my 3 word movie review blog.

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My Indian flatbread business failed

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What noise does Carol Decker make when she punches something?

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